Singers:  Ali Zafar

Music by :Ali Zafar

Male : Hoye…hoye..

Male : Kyun beta khush rakhega na hamaari asha ko?
Ji..
Zara ooncha bol punjabiyon ka ghar hai
Ji ji khush rakhunga.. ga..

Male : Maro siyapaa
Hoye.. hoye..

Male : Do sau liter aansu
Teen sau kilo gham
God ji bata do jaayein kahaan pe hum?

Male : Hoye.. hoye..

Male : Haan.. do sau liter aansu
Teen sau kilo gham
God ji bata do jaayein kahaan pe hum?
Zyada takleef hai thodi si relief hai
Aaj kal duniya mein bolo kaun theek hai
Upar se tere mummy papa bhai appa

Chorus : Bete tum log india mein kahaan se ho
Pa pa pa.. pa pa pa…

Male : Total siyapaa hai tera pyaar
Chadeya khutappa hum mar gaye yaar
Total siyapaa hai tera pyaar
Chadeya khutappa hum mar gaye yaar

Male : Hmm.. mummy teri mainu hate kare
Brother tera irritate kare
Daddy hamesha lost rahta
Sister teri manipulate kare
Gabbar sara high rakkhe para
Soniye ni pangon ka hai yeh pitaara
Phir bhi teri galiyon ka rasta hai napa

Chorus : Zara ooncha bol punjabiyon ka ghar hai

Total siyapaa hai tera pyaar
Chadeya khutappa hum mar gaye yaar
Total siyapaa hai tera pyaar
Chadeya khutappa hum mar gaye yaar

Male : Haan.. do sau liter aansu
Teen sau kilo gham
God ji bata do jaayein kahaan pe hum
Zyada takleef hai thodi si relief hai
Aaj kal duniya mein bolo kaun theek hai
Upar se tere mummy papa bhai appa
Pa pa pa.. pa pa pa…

Male : Total siyapaa hai tera pyaar
Chadeya khutappa hum mar gaye yaar
Total siyapaa hai tera pyaar
Chadeya khutappa hum mar gaye yaar

Female : Kya main sundar nahi hoon?

Male : Hoye.. siyapaa siyapaa siyapaa
Siyapaa siyapaa siyapaa
Siyapaa siyapaa siyapaa

Male : Jab se aaya hoon kabhi koi santra maar raha hai
kabhi koi goli maar raha hai
kabhi koi gaali de raha hai
kabhi koi dhamki de raha hai

Chorus : De raha hai..
De raha hai..
De raha hai..
De raha hai..

Chorus : Dhamki de raha hai..
De raha hai..
De raha hai..
De raha hai..

Male : Ek se badkar ek namuna eekattha kiya hua hai khaandaan ne..