Singers : Mamta Sharma, Shreya Ghoshal and Wajid Ali

Music by : Sajid – Wajid

Lyrics by : Jalees Sherwani

Male : Ready one two one two
Three four hip heyy

Male : Kehte hain karte hain jo marzi
Sunte nahi hai kisi ki arzi
Kehte hain karte hain jo marzi
Sunte nahi hai kisi ki arzi
Arey karte nahi humare guller duty
Thana mein hahhaan
Thana mein baithe on duty
Bajave haye pandeyji seeti
Thana mein baithe on duty
Bajave haye pandeyji seeti
Pandeyji seeti bajave jee seeti
Pandey ji seeti bajave on duty
Aadat badi naashpeeti
Bajave haaye.. bajave haaye
Bajave haaye pandeyji seeti haai

Chorus : Hei hei hei

Female : Aah ah aah aah
Munni ke sab ras le liya
Re barfi waale rasiya
Haath malat rahi jayive
Re ud jave jo chidiya
Ud jave chidiya ud jave chidiya
Ud jave chidiya phurrr

Male : Mana re mana humne
Mana gajab tohra beauty
Hang karana humka
Pandeyji hai on duty

Female : Jaan humari kehte humko
Haan jaan se pyari kehte humko
Jaane kya kya swang rachaye
Rajkumari kehte humko

Male : Faste nahi hain koi
Kand karke hahha bhaiya
Ho faste nahi hain
Koi kand karke
Hey marzi jo dekhe
Demand karke
Thana mein hiphhaa…

Chorus : Hoi hoi hoi

Female : Aate hai jab pandey rajaa
Bajata hai tab sur mein baja
Ho chor uchake dar se bole
Uske badle maut hi aajaa

Male : Jachte nahi hain waise raar karte
Hoye hoye hoye haan jachte
Nahi hain vaise raar karte
Arey boge se dushman
Pe waar karte
Thana mein hiphhaa
Thana mein baithe on duty
Bajave haye pandeyji seeti
Aadat badi naashpeeti
Bajave haye pandeyji seeti
Pandeyjee seeti bajave ji seeti
Pandeyjee seeti bajave on duty
Hoye… hha hha ye hoye….