Singer : MC Stan

Music by : MC Stan

Lyrics by : MC Stan

Male : Kabhi nahi jaayenga main
Pyaar mein kabhi nahi jaayenga main
Tereko rulaayenga main
Kabhi nahi tereko rulaayenga main

Male : Call kari saima ne
Call kari mereko kyun saima ne?
Do minute mein khaayenga main
Ye shemde ko do minute mein khaayenga main
Tere liye gaayenga main
Sirf tere liye gaayenga main…

Male : Tu baitha china mein
Main baitha idhar dikhayenga main
Fugari mein bajta nahi naak fugaake
Choke mein main valak-palak haath utha ke
Show pe bajte mere haath utha ke
Gaane kyun likhoon meri maashooka pe?
Zindagi mein kyun ghus rahe maan chuda ke
Gaane jab bajte mere har jagah pe?
Kya mila tumko mera dil dukha ke?
Achha ek din dikha de

Male : Main hota jab numb numb numb numb numb numb
Main hota jab numb numb numb numb numb numb
Main hota jab numb main hota jab numb
Main hota jab numb numb numb numb numb numb…

Male : Shop karoon gucci se
Tu lokhandwala boutique se
Tu fake laude duplicate
Tu mera itch hai duplicate

Male : Main milunga jab modi se
Ye baba sab dhongi the
Mere saath vaale jo bhi the
Tereko maloom sab chodi ke

Male : New school mein chhutti nahi kisiko
Jaan bujh ke pataaya tha usko
Badam toh khilata bitch ko
Main khilata bitch ko
Lund mere saath mein nahi kaun
Bajta main alag se don
Maloom na tereko meri zindagi?
Karti kyun ex meri phone?

Male : Main hota jab numb numb numb numb numb numb
Main hota jab numb numb numb numb numb numb
Main hota jab numb main hota jab numb
Main hota jab numb numb numb numb numb numb

Male : Mere kambal mein gun gun gun gun gun gun
Tu ho gayela mand mand mand mand mand mand
Main hota jab numb numb numb numb numb numb
Tereko samjha nahin lund lund lund lund lund lund

Male : Main main sirf tere liye
Kidhar nahi jaayenga main east se west
Kabhi nahi jaayenga main
Kabhi nahi jaayenga main…