Singers : Papon, Ranbir Kapoor and Supriya Pathak

Music by : Vikram Montrose

Lyrics by : Puneet Sharma, Abhijat Joshi and Rohan Gokhale

Male : Ladies and Gentlemen,
Let me tell you the story of “Mr Sutro”
1 2 3… start.

Male : Subah utha khola akhbaar
Padh ke khabar hiley bheje ke taar

Male : Kal ek bhashan mein jaana pada yaar
Bore hoke aankhein bandh hui ek baar

Both : Do minute ki jhapki ki
Photo lag gayi chaar
Baba pee ke out
Aisa chhapa samachar
Chorus : Chhapa samachar
Chhapa chapa samachar
Chhapa samachar
Chhapa chapa samachar

Male : Jab samachaar ka writer dhoondha yaar
Saalon ne likha tha
Female : Sutron ke anusaar

Male : Saala “Mr Sutro” kaun hai yaar
Kaun hai jo banata hai raai ka pahaad

Male : Ek bola headline mein dus ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi, bas ho gaya

Male : Baba bolta hai abhi.. bas ho gaya…
Chorus : {Baba bolta hai abhi..
Male : Bas ho gaya…} (3)
Chorus : Baba bolta hai abhi.. bas ho gaya…

Male : According to sources…

Male : Abbe chup!

Chorus : Yeah yeah…

Male : Abhi bas ho gaya!

Male : Jo bhi limelight mein
Wo sutron ki side mein

Male : Kaun sa bakra kab katega
Kab hoga shaamil woh
Sutron ki diet mein

Male : Chhapi jiski khabar bani uski qabar
Kisi highcourt ka usko nahi darr

Male : Loop mein ghuma ke ek jhooth baar baar
Baar baar… baar baar…

Male : Loop mein ghuma ke ek jhooth baar baar
Both : Sacchai ka diya usne pichhwada faad

Male : Jhooth itna dohraya ki sach ho gaya

Male : Baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya

Chorus : {Baba bolta hai abhi..
Male : Bas ho gaya…} (3)
Chorus : Baba bolta hai abhi.. bas ho gaya…

Male : Then one day..
Maine pakda ek reporter ko
Bola sambhal apne sutron ko

Male : Tera bhi toh hoga saala ghar parivar
Mujhe bhi toh chain se jeene de na yaar please!
Chorus : Please..please..please..please,..

Male : Saala tension mein jeeta hoon
Car mein rota hoon
Neend ki goli khaa ke bhi
Ek pal naa sota hoon

Male : Yeh sunke pata hai reporter kya bola
Chorus : Kya bola?

Male : Wo ho ho…
Chorus : I’m so sorry.. I’m so sorry
Male : Main khush huaa
Chorus : I’m so sorry.. I’m so sorry
Male : Bolo chalo end of story
Chorus : I’m so sorry.. I’m so sorry
Male : Main khush huaa
Male : Bolo chalo end of story

Male : But saala phir agle din

Male : Subah utha khola akhbaar
Padhke khabar hiley bheje ke taar

Male : Reporter ne kiya chamatkaar
Pata hai kya chhapa iss baar?

Both : Neend ki goliyan khaa ke hazaar
Baba attempts suicide in the car

Male : Breaking News!
Baba attempts suicide in the car

Male : Ha ha ha Iski maa ki!

Male : Jab samachar ka writer dhoondha yaar

Male : Phir se likha tha
Female : Sutron ke anusaar

Male : Nangaai ki saale tune haddh kar di paar
Jeete jee photo pe chadha diya haar

Male : Acchi khaasi life ka circus ho gaya

Male : Baba bolta hai abhi.. bas ho gaya!
Male : Ek bola headline mein dus ho gaya
Chorus : Baba bolta hai abhi..
Male : Bas ho gaya

Male : Jhooth itna dohraya ki sach ho gaya
Chorus : Baba bolta hai abhi..
Male : Bas ho gaya

Male : Achi khaasi life ka circus ho gaya
Chorus : Baba bolta hai abhi..
Male : Bas ho gaya

Male : Bass ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi.. bas ho gaya…
Baba bolta hai abhi.. bas ho gaya…