Singers : Shashwat Sachdev, Vivek Hariharan, Romy and Arun Kamath

Music by : Shashwat Sachdev

Lyrics by : Anvita Dutt

Male : Tune ki ungli dil ke socket me yaar
Maare gulati phudke mendak armano vale
Jeewan comedy aur tragedy hai pyaar
Happy ending to milti hai keval bangkok jaake

Male : Kaale raite ki hai yeh voh daastaan
Shaadi hai dooja hai naam

Male : Kaalakaandii
Jab khud ki hamne zor zorse maari
Kaalakaandii
Vokli me sir aur pair pe kuladi
Kaalakaandii
Jab khud ki hamne zor zorse maari
Kaalakaandii
Vokli me sir aur pair pe kuladi

Male : Haaton pe taash ke patte
Ikke pe do do ikke
Phir kyun kismat ne aake
Kheli mujhse saamp seedi
Chaati pe mung daali
Phir maine papad bele
Toh kyun kismat ne aake
Gud badle gobar dedi.. de diya

Male : Tune ki ungli dil ke socket me yaar
Maare gulati phudke mendak armano vale
Jeewan comedy aur tragedy hai pyaar
Happy ending tohmilti hai keval bangkok jaake

Male : Kaale raite ki hai yeh voh daastaan
Shaadi hai dooja hai naam

Male : Kaalakaandii
Jab khud ki hamne zor zorse maari
Kaalakaandii
Vokli me sir aur pair pe kuladi
Kaalakaandii
Jab khud ki hamne zor zorse maari
Kaalakaandii kaalakaandii