Singers : Bonnie Chakraborty, Ember, Karthik, Naresh Iyer and Srinivas

Music by : A. R. Rahman

Lyrics by : Prasoon Joshi

Male : Yeah yeah okie
Yeah okie

Male : Hey kala kala kala bandar
Bahar hai ya andar
Hey kala kala kala bandar
Jo dhundhe sikandar

Male : Its was’nt me i swear
Everybody looking for da
Monkey out there

Male : Hey kala kala kala bandar
Jo dhundhe sikandar
Hey kala kala kala bandar
Jo dhundhe sikandar

Male : Its was’nt me i swear
Everybody looking for da
Monkey out there
Bring da kala bandar
Bring da kala bandar
Everybody looking for da
Monkey out there

Male : Aao hum shisha dekhe
Apna sandesha dekhe
Apna ghayal hissa dekhe
Apna asli kissa dekhe

Male : Ghonghat ki gehrai mein
Par phailai kaun
Jhak safed libason mein
Kala sa sach maun hai

Male : Choose le choose le
Choose le choose le
Life ki bhaag le

Male : Choose le choose le
Choose le choose le
Life ki bhaag le

Male : Thak jhank thak jhank
Thak jhank
Dil mein bhi jhank le

Male : Its was’nt me i swear
Everybody looking for da
Monkey out there
Bring da kala bandar
Bring da kala bandar
Everybody looking for da
Monkey out there

Male : Hoo ooo hoo oo ho ooo

Male : Kasmein to mumfhali
Jab jee chahe hum khaten
Upper se na na kartein
Par thali aage sarkaten
Ek thali ke chatee bateein
Armaan hai hatte katte
Natak yeh natak natak
Band kar do jhoot ka fatak

Male : Choose le choose le
Choose le choose le
Life ki bhaag le

Male : Choose le choose le
Choose le choose le
Life ki bhaag le

Male : Thak jhank thak jhank
Thak jhank
Dil mein bhi jhank le

Female : ………………

Male : …………………..

Male : Saare riti riwaaz hatakar
Dekho apne ghar ke andar
Shayad kahin kisi kone mein
Ghoom raha hai kaala bandar

Male : {Kitne parde kitne parde
Kitne parde kitne parde} (3)
Aur pardon ke peeche parde
Aur pardo ke paar kahin par
Dard chupa hai.. ghaav chupe hain
Dard chupa hai.. ghaav chupe hain
Aaj kahin dabe paon ghuse hain
Jaan ke bhi anjaan hain hum sab
Pagal ya naadan hain hum sab
Pagal ya naadan hain hum sab
Jaane kaun se rang mein range
Hamaam mein hum saare nange..

Male : {Hey kaala kala kaala bandar,
Bahar hai ya andar} (2)

Male : I like the bandar.. since he came
A lot of things changed
Many things have been arranged
There’s way more police on the streets
So I feel safer at night
When I go to sleep,
Now we’ve always got electricity
So I never miss my favorite show on TV
I might be with the bandar
As long as he don’t get me
He can stay even longer
It don’t bother me

Male : Bandar kaala bandar
Don’t go away
Bandar kaala bandar
I beg you to stay..

Male : Hoo hooo…
Woahhh…hooo…
Woahhh….

Male : Choose le choose le
Choose le choose le
Life ki bhaag le

Male : Choose le choose le
Choose le choose le
Life ki bhaag le

Male : Thak jhank thak jhank
Thak jhank
Dil mein bhi jhank le
Le le le le le….