Singer : Mika Singh

Music by : Anique

Lyrics by : Dheeraj Kumar

Male : Jiske khaatir tune apna dil khaali rakkha..
FB wali DP uski seene se chipka..
Kar leta romance tu uski Insta reel se..
Par wo saamne hoti toh rahta hakka-bakka..

Male : Ho ho ho..
Teri umar ka bachcha baap ho gayaa..
Ho ho ho..
Tune bus pyaar kiyaa kya paap ho gayaa..
Ho ho ho..
Bandi bhi set hai par na bolegi pahley..
Ho ho ho..
Tu toh na aashiqon ki nose katwaa..

Male : Arey jaake bol de
Aur kitni footage khayega..
Varna ek din
Bachelor reh jayega..
Ab toh bol de
Aur kitna tu sharmayega..
Varna one day tu
Tu bachelor reh jayega..
Bachelor reh jayega..
Tu bachelor reh jayega..
Bachelor reh jayega..
Tu bachelor reh jayega..

Male : Tu aur wo humdum
Sath rahein har dum..
Isse zyada kismat mein kya likhta upar wala..
Par tu hai fattu
Saale nikhattu..
Bhool gaya kahaan chabhi rakh ke daal ke muh pe taalaa..

Male : Ho ho ho..
Twitee pe trending ye siyapp ho gaya..
Ho ho ho..
Tu pyaar mein latka sab mein top ho gaya..
Ho ho ho..
Jaa Laila tera hi toh wait kare..
Ho ho ho..
Aisa na ho ke Majnu flop ho gaya..

Male : Arey jaake bol de
Aur kitni footage khayega..
Varna ek din
Bachelor reh jayega..
Ab toh bol de
Hume kitna wait karayega..
Varna one day tu
Tu bachelor reh jayega..
Bachelor reh jayega..
Tu bachelor reh jayega..
Bachelor reh jayega..
Tu bachelor reh jayega..